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男人騙女人上床的經典情話

時間:2012-07-20 21:28來源:互聯網 作者:不詳 閱讀:20911
 

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關于情感,永遠不要相信男人是判斷者或者掌握者。他們是群太容易被誤導的族類。原因在于他們是唯一用兩個器官輪流思考的動物——大腦和下半身。所以在你沒弄明白他到底在用哪兒想問題以前,最好還是冷靜地判斷問題,也斷然沒有理由毫不猶豫地飛身直撲上去的道理。真是個負責、計較的男人的話,他會在前三次約會的時候就想把你拖到床上去“驗貨”嗎?

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  YIXIAJIUSHINANRENPIANNVRENSHANGCHUANGDEJINGDIANZHIZUO,RUGUONISHINANREN,NISHUOGUOJIJUA?

  YI、BUTONG,BUTONG,NEIZHONGGANJUEHAOQIMIAO,HAOMEI,NIHUIXIHUANDE!

  ER、WOYIDINGHUIQUNI,DAYINGWO,HAOBUHAO?

幸运飞艇打流水   SAN、WOHAOTONGKU,ZHENDEHAOTONGKU……

  SI、WOMENYEXUExxTAMEN,ZUOYIXIEGENGLINGWOMEN"KUAILE"DESHI,HAOMA?

  WU、BUYAOPA,ZHEJIUBIAOSHIWOMENYAOJIEHUNLE,ZUOFUQIYIDINGYAOZHEYANGDE。

  LIU、RUGUONIBUYAOLE,WOSUISHITINGXIALAI,BAOZHENGBUHUISHANGHAINI。

幸运飞艇打流水   QI、ZHENAIWO,JIUGEIWO,TIANXIADENVREN,WOZHIYAONIYIGE。

  八、其實你心里也癢癢的,對不對?感人情話

幸运飞艇打流水   JIU、GEIWOGEJIHUIZAINIMIANQIANZHANXIANNANRENZHENZHENGDEMEILIBA!

  十、我保證,這是我倆的小秘密,不會有人知道的

所以說男人通常都是實用主義至上。他們飛快地為每一個才相識不久的姑娘們定性:可以上床和不可以上床的。有的女人何止約會三次,見一輩子都可能對她沒任何非分之想,最后反而成了拍著肩膀稱兄道弟的哥們兒。可以上床的類型里又能細分出享樂型和珍藏型。前者包括夜總會的小姐、飛機上的艷遇、默契的周末情人、哀怨的單相思暗戀者。至于珍藏型,那就是他的DREAM GIRL、想把她變成老婆的姑娘。浪漫情話

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